By Seth MacFarlane
From the author of Family Guy and director of Ted comes a hilarious first novel that reinvents the Western.
Mild-mannered sheep farmer Albert Stark is uninterested with the cruel lifetime of the yankee frontier, the place it kind of feels every thing and something can kill you: Duels at excessive midday. Barroom brawls. toxic snakes. Cholera-infected ingesting water. Tumbleweed abrasion. whatever referred to as “toe-foot.” Even a visit to the outhouse. sure, there are 1000000 how one can die within the wild, wild West, and Albert plans to prevent all of them. a few humans imagine that makes him a coward. Albert calls it logic. but if his female friend dumps him for the main unbearable man on the town, Albert comes to a decision to struggle back—even notwithstanding he can’t shoot, journey, or throw a punch. thankfully, he groups up with a stunning gunslinger who’s tricky adequate for the either one of them. Unfortunately, she’s married to the largest, meanest, such a lot jealous badass at the frontier. seems Albert has simply chanced on 1000000 and one how you can die within the West.