By Patrice Evans

Patrice Evans is The Assimilated Negro, a hyperobservant, savagely pop-savvy instigator bent on pranking the crap out of our smooth racial discourse. because the debut of his renowned “Ghetto move” column for, Evans has been the infrequent voice in a position to talking to junkies for either White citadel and Colson Whitehead with equivalent perception and aplomb. His first publication, Negropedia, is a wide-ranging, deeply idiosyncratic travel during the difficult racial panorama of the Obama period, aimed toward pop-culture shoppers on the intersecting fan bases of South Park and Chappelle’s Show, Scott Pilgrim and The Boondocks.
            no matter if deconstructing Lil Wayne’s “no homo hypocrisy,” outlining the all-important Clair Huxtable code for locating a mate, or assessing Susan Sontag’s road cred, Evans presents a circulation of bold outsider anthropology.

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